Eva Longoria Gets Married

Well, the most unexciting celebrity wedding is pretty much underway. Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria married her NBA star love Tony Parker today in a French civil ceremony. The bigger wedding bash is happening this weekend in Tom Cruise style at a French castle. Big, fat whoopee. From MSNBC: French law requires couples who marry to make their vows official at a city hall, even if they have a church wedding as well. They and their entourage have given very few details about the nuptials. The couple were thought to be planning a second wedding ceremony Saturday at a Paris church that used to serve French royals. Then, they and their guests were to party at Vaux-le-Vicomte, a 17th century chateau 34 miles southeast of Paris. The couple have enjoyed the tourist sights in the lead-up to the wedding.” I feel like I should care more about this. But I don’t. So congrats anyway to the happy couple.